ive been locked out. gots to pee

2:23pm

i wrote this blog entry sitting in my backyard. because i forgot my key when i left the other day. now i am locked out of my house. i am retyping this out of my notebook. its sure to get a little reambly depending on when i am let inside.

i spent the last two nights at the boys house basically watching him play a game called fallout. super fun. yea i know. although it was actually pretty cool. the game is super huge and interactive and there are a billion things to do and the whole premise of the game is cool. and its cool. cool. i like it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout_%28video_game%29

the Wikipedia explains the plot a little. its real cool.

my sister was at the house with us on the first night as well on her stopover before flying to Edmonton to work. she took a good number of my bikinis with her *fingers crossed* hope she sells something!
also! a few of my girls have come through for me with costume deposits. so i can actually pay my phone bill, get a bus pass AND print my business cards! YAY! finally ill have my cards! i tradred on of my girls a bikini for doing the design up on the computer. heres the front so u can see how awesome it is!!!


SO COOOOOOOOL!
it means its really a business ya know.
ive also recently learned that two of the girls im making costumes for are competing against eachother in miss nude westcoast! its an exotic dance/poledance competition. my costumes are competing!!! but im under strict orders from both girls not to leak what the costumes are. top secret! lol.
one of them is a doing a strawberry shortcake theme and jumping out of a big cake! shes going to hand out little goody-bags with cakes and condoms and stuff in them. she wants to put my business card in them to! apparently a lot of dancers come watch the competition, so i might get some new clientele in the end!

i guess ill go around to the front yard and see if anyones home.
OK so no ones home. so ill continue writing.

my little brother broke his arm (since coming inside i signed DOUCHE<3 on his cast. Sucka!). hes the youngest of 3 and finally someone broke a bone. my poor mom was probably pretty upset. i saw the news on face-book so Ive yet to see the cast. he was skateboarding. probably in the rain.

WHY ISN'T ANYONE HOME YET!!!!! its almost 4. people start getting home at 3:30. this better not be one of those days where no one shows til like 6...ugh. at least the weather became glorious and sunny again. its a beautiful day in Vancouver.

i need to pee really really badly...and im running out of stuff to write about. the front yard isn't really as comfy as the back yard...the chairs up here suck. maybe ill just go back there lol.

i was going to bike over to the library to kill some time, but my my bike lock is inside. foolishness on my part. my locks locked in and im locked out. wheres my brother? he should be home by now. my kitty is pawing at the window meowing at me all like "MOOOOOMMM jeez wtf?!?! you aren't home for 2 days and you don't even come say hi?!?!?!?!!?" sorry moonbeam. id love to come give you cuddles but there's a door in my way. unlock it for me? i know you can. sneaky cat. this is moon. i love him.
Back in the backyard *sigh*. i left a note in front saying

"I'm in the backyard
really need to pee!
please come let me in!?

<3H "

now the cats hating me through the back window. i think someones home. the dogs are barkin. but it might be because someones dog is barking in the co op....yup. no bathroom for me...

3:50pm

im gonna take out a kid kicking a can up the sidewalk. "QUIET YOU!!!!"

i guess i should write a to do list or something...would you like to know some of the things Ive put off this week?

- clean tarp-land
- change kitty litter
- put together big pink shelf
- put boxes choking up basement space like weeds onto pink shelf
- clean basement
-fix moms sweater
-fix dads pants
- black sequined half jacket
-white cravat with sequined edges
-finish clown costume bra
-stare at wall
-stare at pile of work

Ive just realized that Ive left my binder in surrey at the boys house. tres unfortunate. there is a costume drawing in there that i was supposed to email to a girl tomorrow.
perhaps ill ask him to meet me at the sky-train or something.

4:10 BLARRRRGHHHARGHHHHKHRTKHAKHKRTHK

why do i forget my key! WHY is the door locked?!?!?!?! my brother never locks the door. i think when i get my binder ill post the drawings up here for whomever cares to look. im pretty proud of my one evening of unlazy drawing. i watched south-park and colored. my life, its hard, i swear. poor moon wants outside so badly. he keeps pawing at the window and rolling around all adorable like. he was up on the fence the other day eying up the cute little birds. one poor unsuspecting bird wasn't even a foot from him face and moon looked like a handicap dwarf jaguar who didn't know what to do...he now sports a big,noisy,manly? gold bell. just in case!
its nice because he cant sneak around in the basement when its dark and scare the living daylights out of me while i try to fall asleep. douche cat.

4:20 this officially sucks....

4:30 there are some nasty looking Grey clouds rolling in. i may have to go back to the front yard undercover if it rains.

and that is the extent of my being locked out. i am now inside and have done nothing on my list. lmfao. i am a procrastinating water fowl and i wants a nap

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